I'm a Conspiracy Theorist

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I'm a conspiracy theorist.
A radical extremist.
A paranoid ridiculous delusional idealist.
I'm a ludicrous anarchist.
I'm a pessimistic communist.
I'm a woowoo hippie dippie foil hat enthusiast.

I'm an airy-fairy truther
I'm a curly-headed loser I'm a
tripped-out bleeding-heart cannabis
abuser I'm apathetic apathetic
freeloading non-voter I'm an empathetic
sympathetic tree-hugging peace promoter
I'm certified organic I'm hopelessly
endlessly romantic
I'm enigmatic I'm aloof I'm charismatic
I'm a goof I'm annoying I'm a nuisance
I'm privileged and I'm white I'm an
opinionated sob who don't lean left or
right I'm anti-war anti-government anti
fear anti money Pro love probiotic Pro
fun Pro funny I'm awake I'm aware I'm
unshackled and I'm free I am man I am
beautiful I'm a you and you're another
me
[Music]
how's the wine really yeah that's great